Archive 2010

Episode 84 — January 04, 2010 The Walls of Fallopia

Episode 85 — January 10, 2010 It will leave the bitch daffy as hell. Release dates for Trek 2, Avengers and Pirates 4. Speculation re: Wolverine 2, Spidey 4 and Ghost Rider 2. Malchovich IS the Vulture. The Ateam trailer rules! Blake Lively is Green Lantern special gal. Shatner on RAW.

Episode 86 — January 17, 2010 Puppies and Kitties Caprica. Spider-man 4 is NOT Robert Pattinson! Cowboys and Aliens. The Thing prequel. Platform God boots. Matt Damon is a box. Venom. Captain America movie casting speculation. Girl Comics? What’s wrong with being sexy? Crab walking She-Hulk. Video Games. Wii Weee! Sexism. Nazis on the Moon! GSPC Movie Nite etiquette. “Maybe it’s a prostitute!” Emo cooz? Mons Farr? Does sex belong in Sci Fi? Of course it does! Mope. Is that gay? Flesh straw. Dude, I’m dying. Would you agree NOT to shoot your best friends zombie? Russians are Armageddon it. An asteroid made of dolphins and whales.

Episode 87 — January 25, 2010 Al Pachino, Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg…and sandwiches.
Although we REALLY get in to Spider-Man 4. Heroes. Human Target. Glee chick nude! Super Jesus play peek a boo to WIN!. Balloon Thief! Unidentified Flying Beer. The fat & the Curious. The Scent of a Woman….is roast beef. Anger! Not Edward! The Spidey reboot is YOUR fault! More Twilight ending news. Now you know how the Playmates feel! Put this turd to bed.

Episode 88 — February 01, 2010 Kill IT, before it kills YOU. Fear and Loathing on this new ep. TV this week. Draclea: Year Zero. Avengers Movie lineup and beyond! Shannon’s dogs are assholes. Deela and Da Hav Knots will effect your sleep patterns. NetFlix, please! The football audience. The SuperBowl is in fact, a very large bowl. I have an offensive end. Agent Coulsen. Thor & Cap are YOLKED! Wolfman howl. Gene Simmons vs David Lee Roth. Cap’s story. Bruce Campbell vs Frankenstein. Scott is too old to laugh at fart jokes. How is THIS a Geek Show?! Green Lantern News; Casting. Star Trek online for FREE?! Avatar is killing people! Planet of the Apes. Action figure news. Model kits for ALL! Is it to scale?! I learned how to put a battery in my Tribble. Free shuttle engines! The Iron Man 2 Fin Fang Foom easter egg.

Episode 89 — February 08, 2010 Dean will GIVE you a virus.Daredevil reboot writer. Woofboy is Stretch Armstrong. No, that’s good news! Bill Murray wants to slime you. George is suing everyone! Get in my hold!! Turn this off! Writer Jake Black (Batman brave and Bold, Ninja Turtles, Legion of Superheroes, Ben 10, Super girl, Hannah Montana trading cards) Chris Farley IS Riker! Jake and Helen Slater. Are we going to Strawberry Days, Mr. Loothor? Why should I be reading Super girl…besides her great ass? She can kill cancer? GSPC’s Fainting Goat. Smallville: Absolut Just us. Legend of Billie Jean? ….and then Glenn Close made a coat.

Episode -90 — February 16, 2010 Keep Your Parts CleanRocket firing backpack classic Boba is coming back! Chris Pine is NOT Captain America. Pt 2 of “Cap hates America” New Superman movie? Hawaii 5 0?! New Escape from New York. Gun on Ice Planet Zero. Shannon loves Petes dragon. Bring your backpack. Do it until you believe. Stan Lee is excited about the Ant Man movie! The British are Not happy with Disney. Pt 1 of “Cap hates America” Fox news is NOT happy with Captain America. (they ARE the REAL America…after all.) Apologies in comics and radio are for p*ss**s!! All that’s left are Hillbillies and Nazis. Oh, and a new Riddick movie.

Episode -91 — February 22, 2010 Hurry this sh*t up, I got a baptism I gotta go to.Your OG Xbox is no longer live. Rebuy all the old comics your grandma made your DAD throw away. Boner Fight! Boner is missing?! Sh*t thee Shatner says. Boba is back. “who’s looking out for the parents?”. The New Forum explained in a ‘tough love’ kind of way. Worlds biggest Mexican. Lost! (Shannon tells all!) Heroes! Still?! Eighty Acres. The Young Boba Fett Chronicles. George Lucas IS Yosemite Sam?! American Duckfitti? What Have YOU fallen out of love with? David Lynch? MST3K?! The Simpsons? Tyler Perry? King of the Hill? Thundarr? ATHF? The Great Space Coaster? The Office? Suffering from George Lucas Battered Wife syndrome.

Episode -92 — March 01, 2010 Kickstart Your Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop!Jimmy Martin from SLUG magazine guests on the panel. Scott chews oxygen. “I’m on facebook?” Porn News! Ass Acne. American Psycho: The musical?! New Judge Dredd. Walking Dead the TV series. Roger Corman’s: SHARKTAPUS! How many mouths? Finally, my Boba Fett helmet! General Grievous: Love God. Iron Man 2 Sountrack = best of AC/DC. Shannon hates burlesque. Let a nude girl read you Sci Fi. Wolfmuhn. Trek. We will steal the grand Nagus’ cane! Geek Show: The Movie! The iSam Jackson is a MUST! Dodge That Barrel!!

Episode -93 — March 08, 2010 Lotta Love In This Room!Lotta Love In This Room. Derek vs Scott: Media for free?! Old white men suck. Uses for your CD’s. Cap casting/movie news. Olivia Munn has eyes? Movieweb Sucks! New writer for Superman AND Wonder Woman! Star Wars. Lucas bought the earthquake gun from Barry Obama. Yello Batman….yay. L Shannon kidnapped Derek’s creepy doll.

Episode -94 — March 15, 2010 FART: The Movie!!It gets real ugly in the basement. Mommy, Daddy, Uncle Scott and Aunt Derek fight! New heavy Metal Movie. Hugo Weaving is probably yer Red Skull. Green Lantern hires Jango Fett. Classic Planet of the Apes sequel?!Whats on TV? Pork based advancements. “The Demon in Footie Jammies” directed by Roman Polanski. Iron Man 2 action figures Orgasm Scale. Teen Wolf is NOT a Wolf?! American Jesus. Kick Ass sort of review w/ spoilers. Jeff vs Kerry! Kerry vs Jeff! Mark Millar wins. Derek vs Scott! Scott vs Derek! My JetPack wins! And…you are wrong!!!

Episode -95 — March 22, 2010 BLUEBERRIES!WWE figures. Doc Savage. Conans Dad is NOT! Wanted 2 is not wanted. Speedy Gonzales; The Movie! A mouse dilemma, not a Mexican dilemma. Arthur reboot? Kriss Kross is dead!? Angry Sex with Scott Pierce. Shatner. Gilligans Island: The Movie! The Empire Strikes you Bank Account. Space champagne. Don’t buy this shit! Gaming stuff on the cheap. Free toys online. No hangover booze is real. WTF ending. Just rambles and babbles.

Episode -96 — March 29, 2010 Episode is New-ish, and SFW!Have you ever wanted to sit in on the GSPC panel? Your own mic. Your own chair. Your own thoughts and feelings…hurt. Listen at the end of the ‘latest news’ segment for your chance!

Episode -97 — April 05, 2010 or download the (CLEAN VERSION) Caramel Baloney Kentucky fried Chipmunk. Ground up angel meat. Tube or stick form? Ka-Rum hater! The legend of the 1200 dollar Chick-fil-a sandwich. Cheap paint. Clash of the Titans sucks!

Episode -98 — April 12, 2010 or download the (CLEAN VERSION) Kerry Has A Stroke Blackest Night #8 suks. Where do I start with comics? Marvel Rules. DC drools. More Firefly?! Nathan Fillion love. Dr Who new? RFD Network! Trees Are Down!! Torchwood Love. Captain Jack will NOT be gay. Important reasons you should PAY to see KICK-ASS this weekend!! Hasbro Trek toys?! Please say its true!! Toys…buy them!!

Episode -98 — April 19, 2010 or download the (CLEAN VERSION) Queer-io’s. Kerry and Marcus review KICK-ASS. Morally reprehensible?! Last time I checked it was just a show. LOTS of NEW STAR WARS on TV news! Seth Rogan is what now? Iron Man 2 spoilers! Cap casting and Joss Weadon’s the fixer. Game releases for this week. What’s on TV this week? Birdwatching with Quark? Episode: SFW? Or NSFW? You got your work cut out for you. Drink everytime Clyde flinches with fear of being beaten. I beat MY monkey! Trek is a looong ways away. Manny is Kahn! Buck Rogers. Erin Grays’ ass. Your Fuck Yeah moments! Greg Johnson PAID to be here! Gateway geek. A 7 yr old dressed as 3PO. Reboot Outrage?! Outcasts.

Episode -99 — April 26, 2010 or download the (CLEAN VERSION) I Felt the Baby Kick. Memories of Meeshak and Jm Jay? Really? Fists Of Justice! A new Popeye Movie? All you have to say is…Hobo With A Shotgun. You had me at Hobo. Iron Man is The Great and Powerful OZ. Josh and Edgar meet.

Episode -100 — May 03, 2010 or clean vers Jar Jar Dink Thor pic will make you moist. Shakespeare make no senspeare. Nightmare on Elm Street. Missed opportunities. BatMan 3. 2012 is the summer of the Geek! Iron Man 2. The haters are gonna hate. Steve Carrell offa The Office?! Betty White on SNL! Halo: Reach beta.

Basement: Disney costumes. He-Man. Lexus is my cousin. Fucking Robots! Dexter. Louis CK. The Invention of Lying. The Voldemort of comedy. Alien Prequel. 5 bullets game. Hitler is the real King of all media. Jar Jar Dink. Look for the Awesome. Don’t believe the hype. Batman 3 news.

Episode -101 — May 10, 2010 or clean vers Zac Clark is at Chevron Chris paid to be here?! Marvel vs Capcom! Time travel mystery. Spock gets it on. Should Spock/Uhura continue? OF COURSE! Fuck you, trekkies!! Trek nation gamers and condoms do not go together. Trek Ships Porn?! The WHAT pirates? Governor Shatner!! Too soon? Fuck your Splenda! A Star wars challenge! Episode 4: Yes We Can. Scott Pilgrim is TOO popular. No more Bond. No more 24.
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Episode -102 — May 17, 2010 Taunting The Swan Xmission honcho Pete Ashdown and Dan the Laptop Man enter the basement. Iron Man love. He’s yer Bauer. Cody’s email. Marvel MMO. Patton Oswalt. Firefly comics. Modern Warfare 2. Battlefield: Bad Company 2. I AM Brock Leroy! steampowered.com. the cake is a lie. Shoot a Scar 16! Mega man..the Movie. Defend 2001! They cancelled Heroes! Love in a box.

Episode -103 — May 24, 2010 The Fudge Truck Lost finale. Old TV shows on Hulu. The Legend of AutoMan! Pete Ashdown schools us on Net Neutrality… in 3-D! Green Dreams. Scott Pierce IS The Segway Avenger! Wrassles! Million Dollar Man is THE first Gangsta! Dr. Bashir is a dick! Jesus…in 3-D!

Episode -104 — May 31, 2010 or (CLEAN VERSION2nd Anniversary show? A Wizard did it! Recorded live at Brewvies. It started with a plane crash. Our last LOST discussion: A wizard did it! Shannon’s Intestinal troubles? Same wizard! Scott Pierce will greet you at the door. Oil Spill. A wizard will save us!

Episode -105 — June 07, 2010 or (CLEAN VERSIONSuck your man boobs in. Recorded Live at Brewvies. Suck you man boobs in! LGK is Beeber Free! Project X. SwampThing. Logan’s Run. Caprica. Snipe Hunt: The Series! MANdelabra: The Human Candelabra!

Episode -106 — June 14, 2010 or (CLEAN VERSIONBlaquaman! Another Comic-Con Documentary? Really? Comic-Con blows. The Mary Worth movie. Help us, Blaquaman! D.L Hugely IS the Falcon! Shirtless Kirk! Nerds! Ask a GSPC panelist. Best Villain? Worst Villain?

Episode -107 — June 21, 2010 or (CLEAN VERSIONMy husband talked my daughter to death. News: Jimmy covers E3. Scott pilgrim game. Spider-man: Shattered Dimensions. Batman: B&B. Marvel vs Capcom. Home Front. (are you lissnin’ North Korea?!) Kinect. Dead Rising 2. 3DS.
More News: Marvel short films? Buy X-Men First Class set visit. More Rise of the Apes casting. Plan 9 in color in theatres in 3D?! Eastbound and Down. Ghost Rider 2. Sam Raimi IS the Great and Powerful OZ. Zack G IS Mr. Limpet!? Anyone remember the Equalizer? Anyone but Kerry and Russell Crowe? Toy Story 4?! TV this week.

Episode -108 — June 28, 2010 or (CLEAN VERSIONUncle Kerry’s rape-y time story hour. News: Peter Jackson WILL direct them Hobbits. A Martian Chronicles action film? Couldn’t hurt. Marvel Television. They know who Jeph Loeb is, right? More X-Men: First Class casting. Hey DC! Welcome to the digital party. ST: First Contact free? Inception will be smarter than you. Dr. Strange Movie? Syfy will let you choose the direction of their next Mega Bad movie. TV this week: Warehouse 13 marathon. Greatest American Hero marathon?!

Basement: Punisher Max. Preacher. JC the sitcom. Jesus vs Everybody. The FCC hates horsey sex. Hey parents! Learn to use the V chip! Teach your children well, asshole. The GSPC guide to parenting. Listen up and take notes. Kids n porn. What was your first? Slurp n gag? Porn on a cave wall. I found a laptop in the bushes!!

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Episode -109 — July 05, 2010 hide the hydro-spanner

Episode -110 — July 12, 2010 or Clean Version

Basement: Make us a theme song.  We ALL have a TV show.  Meanwhile, at the World Cup final….nothing is happening.  How many years does it last?  Wheatus! GSPC declares forums are anti-social media.  Blizzard agrees. WOW. No longer anonymous. After all I have done for your peashooter. Uaregay. Ed Norton NOT in The Avengers. Zombie Bixby?! Wha’happen?! Fay 7 Lex.  Nasty Nurses. A NEWPee Wee movie!  Large Marge!! Airbender. M Knight better bring it.  An incomplete list of Mel Gibsons hate filled rants.  Is he ‘done’? Shadowland!! Dracleeas vs X-Men! Vegan Twinkies are made of wood.

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Episode -111 — July 19, 2010

If you’re a gamer, this one is for you. The entire panel, on a stage, live at the Geex electronics and gaming expo. Lotsa gaming news and only 14 walkouts. I’d love to give you an idea of what happens in this episode, but I didn’t take any notes…and I drank away all the memories. Just listen and marvel at the magic. Next stop, Broadway!

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Episode -112 — July 26, 2010 Comic con 2010

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The kids like the raps.
Episode -112 — August 02, 2010 or Clean

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News: Superman Reboot? Robocop dead. Nick Cave will save The Crow!? Cameron+del Toro=Cthulhu! More Xmen: First Class mutants! We discovered Boilerplate, now JJ’s making it! The AT-AT toy you always wanted. Young Justice. Rodriguez hearts Deadpool! Batman: Under the Red Hood.

Basement: Geek regret. Toy Story 3 spoilers! It’s normal for a college kid to play wih an 8yr old girl. Breathe through your mouth, honey. I WILL CRY! Pixar Love. Geek Regret 2. BJ > anything in the world? Make a rock/paper/scissors of sex. 17.50. How much $ to never have sex again. Charity is looking for a Loan. The Pro: Animated! What is this generations Star Wars? I said faD, not faG. Avatar. Kinect for XBOX360. Baby I Got Your Money performed by Scott Pierce!!

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Smells Like Sulu
Episode -113 — August 09, 2010 or Clean

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Basement: Sulu por Homme. In the deep end of the pool with Gene Lucas and George Roddenberry. Snarry porn? SnareGrid? Snarry Spotter? CSI: Hogwarts. Green Latern movie news from NOLA. Sports: World Sauna Champ dies! Star Wars celebration. the circle of Nerd on Star Tours. Lucas. Kevein Smith. batman wets himself! Booth Babe controversy? What a douche.

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Comes In Bears
Episode -114 — August 13, 2010

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News: WTF happened with Scott Pilgrim? Star Wars celebration. John Stewart vs George Lucas. Send away for Boba today!

Basement: Live action Yogi?! Is it rape? Marvel Studios = The Man? Why NOT a JLA movie? Shit my dad says. TV news: The Hub. Kerry will NOT raise your kids. Froot Loops counting book? Torchwood. Louis CK. David Cross. Lee Majors! Fall Guy. Quantum Leap: The Movie! Twilight killed a guy.

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Take a Dooku
Episode -115 — August 23, 2010

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News: Several things Bryan Singer wants you to know about XMen: First Class. Thor movie insight. Cap: Frostbite. Aqualad?! Not so fast new terminator movie!

Basement: You cant say blowjob?! I dont get it! ipup. My future is in LGK’s pants…again! Haters continued. We spoil LOST…again! The windowless Van. Ruffalo on Hulk. Total Recall remake?! Scott Pilgrim. i just want my BSG on TV! Linda Hamilton. Boobs in King Kong Lives. Carl Weathers is a Mormon?! NOT the Goon movie. Wyatt earp IN SPACE! Red Dead Redemption rules! Trek Dead redemption! Marvel Anime’ is on the way! Olivia Munn? the Boys.

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DJayed by MC Eeyore
Episode -116 — August 30, 2010

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Goodbye SFW GSPC. It’s NEVER too soon. Scott’s zombie dream. Walking Dead TV. AMC hates ‘regular’ media. Star-zan! Me & Lee. You too can make ‘Scott Pilgrim’ money. Uncle Milty sez. Scott Pierce vs the World. World ftw. Scott Pierce vs Hollywood. Hollywood ftw. Episodes. “Pucks!”. Mr. Sunshine. No Ordinary Family needed fixing. The Event. Sharktapus!! Matt Leblanc is a shark. Shannon likes young fellas. Lock & Key. Avengers. Hot Dog on a Stick. Toy Story 3:the Game. Goodbye, Tiki Lounge!

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Smells Like Lando
Episode -117 — September 7, 2010

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News: Machete is limp! Walking Dead on TV. Fantastic Four movie rumors. Captain America movie. You say Tucci, I say Tuturro. Mad Max 4 has a mile of cars. Jolie killed gravity. Ghostbusters 3? ElecTRONica? Runaways is Small faces?

Episode: Recorded Live in front of a bunch of drunks at Brewvies. New Starwars toys rule. I am White Lando. Blando. I don’t know from currency exchange. Star Wars Celebration report. Clone Wars cartoon Sept. 17th. Kerry still hates Comic-Con. Comedy and story telling correction. The return of Derek Hunter. What went wrong after the Empire Struck back. Gorge Lucas. Ladies and gentlemen….EWOKS! Derek is a Fuck. The mormon Harvey Pekar. Hairpants to his bellybutton. 12 person centipede!

NEW EPISODE IS SLOW, PARANOID AND NORWEIGEN. 9/13/10 download

News: Bryan went to mecca (Lucasfilm) and kissed the mans (Lucas’) ring.  Seriously.  Caprice is coming back. Kick Ass 2 is go. Arthur dent is Bilbo? Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters!!  R.I.P.D the Movie.  Dark Tower is a movie AND a TV show.  Jane BADler on V.

Live at Brewvies:  Thing prequel.  Fantastic Four reboot. Heavy Metal movie, rated …not R?!  World war Z movie has the Pitt! Abe Lincoln: vampire hunter.  Gi joe 2. New TMNT.  Did you know tha Transformers 2 really sucked? I cant even READ, playah. Name that Geek! The game YOU can play for drinks!

We are all Patrick Warburton.

9/20/10 download

Recorded live in a tiny backroom at Dr Voltz Comics. The Commie Award winning Geek Show! Set those sweater goblins free! Its more of a clamp job, really. Wiiiiiii!!!! Teledildonics?! We will autograph your garbage. Experminate! The Italians spoil Ghost Rider 2. Clint Eastwood = Superman?! Seven of Nine is dead to us. Monster Rassles! Devil will steal your purse. SkElevator! Twas 3D that ruined my movie! Bruce vs Frankenstein. Cameron vs Piranha 3D! Vampire Bill is Dr Doom?! Harry Plopper condoms need a new name.

New Episode needs your POGS!

9/27/10 download

News: Twi Hard With a Vengance?! Superman Reboot directors short list. The curse of The Hobbit movie. Iron Man 2 better opening. Caprica returns. Mark Ruffalo is Banner AND the Hulk! Bill & Ted 3?! Actually! Spidey’s girls? Underworld 4?! Aw, Kate….no.

Episode; recorded live in a cramped backroom at Dr Voltz Comics. Best Sci-Fi tv episodes ever? We know you love lists. Comic book industry professionals Jake Black, Jeff Parker & Gabriel Hardman on the industry, low alch beer and the truth about Matt Fraction. Send him your pogs!

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New Episode is all a terrible blur!

10/04/10 download

News: A new Wonder Woman TV series?! From David E Kelly? Do I really like bad TV? Mary Jane will finally be hot! Emma Thompson is in MIB 3?! Rip Torn Rules!! Larry Sanders love. Smallville season last. Don’t see case 39! See the Social Network! Symbiotic Titan!

Episode: It’s all a terrible blur….seriously. The dreaded 3rd show from the backroom of Dr Voltz. About all we remember is Geek Rage-ahol! Forums are the suk. Crying.

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New Episode is rolling in Barnson Bucks!

10/11/10 download

Recorded live at the Anime’ Banzai Convention. Comic Book Prices will go down in 2011. WTF batman?! Halo movie based on the novel? Halo fan fic. Walking Dead is the Gone With the Wind of zombiedom. Sailor Moon meets Sailor Uranus. High School of the Dead. There will be no Live Action Justice League movie. Review: My Soul to Take WILL take your soul. Ick. Wes W.S. Craven. ChooBoo Mouse. Pepe Le Pew is the cutest rapist EVAR. TRON NITE REVEALED.

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New Episode HIDING MY HAN, SOLO

Episode for 10/18/10

HIDING MY HAN, SOLO.

Wanna win tickets to TRON NIGHT? Listen to find out how. Details at the end of the News.

News: Ghostbusters 3..what we know for sure. Good nite, Manimal! Hobbit is go? Not so fast, V! Ron Moore’s Wild Wild West. Really? Nathan Fillion needs your tweets. Haven will be back. Hulk TV? Cloak and Dagger TV?! Rhys Ifans is the Lizard. Batman 3. TRON NIGHT tix for you.

Episode: New Munsters? Really? We threaten to kick Kick Ass’s ass. Cat Girl series? What are her special powers? Nikita bores Scott. No Ordinary family. We create RoboCop: the Reality Show! Anime’ explained. Anime’ porn explained, but not understood. Trekkies not invited. A very uncomfortable ending. Sorry about that, kids. Mommy and Daddy arent mad at YOU.

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Episode for 10/25/10

Shannon’s favourite episode.

(NSFW!) News: Paranormal Activity 2 stinks. So does Hereafter. Cast of The Hobbit announced. BSG prequel that is not Caprica will be on TV. Spielberg directs a movie from a book that aint out yet. Robopocalypse! Christopher Lloyd on Fringe?! Robert Englund on Supernatural?! Death Valley. Dark Moon. V get trimmed again. Iron Man 3 premiere date. Letters to GSPC: Super 8? Preacher?

Episode: Anime’ Banzai part 3.(NSFW!) My sword is bigger! Batman Villans. Who the frak is Granny Goodness?! Special Guest: Krillian from Dragon Ball Z. Kamay Kamay Ha, bitches! Ghost busters 3. Singamajigs! They have been in strippers.

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Episode for 11/01/10

New Episode has more CGI. (Crayola Generated Imagery)

Recorded Live at Tron Night!  (NSFW!) Squee for Cap pics. New Batman. Walking Dead. Zombie Love. Dead Set. Dr Who. RIP Caprica. Olde Tron. The Happy Time Murders. Squee for new Alien BluRay set! We review Tron: Legacy….the 25 minutes we saw of it anyway. Scott calls bullshit! It gets personal! Clean up on Row J. I have a soft spot for The Black Hole. Bryan Finds a way to shoehorn Star Wars into this. We pity all the Xmas season movies.  Boom!

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Episode for 11/08/10

New Episode has NO Stan Lee cameo!

News: (SFW!) Live Radio edition! Spiderman Begins cast Ben & May. She had a nice ass! No Betty White love. No General Zod! Shannon calls from school! I can smell those kids from here. Magic the Gathering question averted! Thor panic soothed! Kerry owns stock in Avengers on Disney XD.

Episode: (NSFW!) Tron Nite continues. Wolverine 2 will be Meaty. The world cannot end until Iron Man 3.  Ghost Riders enemy will be indifference. Oz (the great and powerful, not the rapey prison drama). Day of the Triffids remake? Ted. Paul. Trek 2 Spoiler: Wilmer Valderrama IS Kahn! Harve Bennet: hater. Thriller: The movie?! No Indy in 3D. No trilogy argument in favor of…new trilogy. Blanche more ham.

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Episode for 11/15/10

New Episode is covered in cocaine! (NSFW!)

News: Green Lantern footage rules. Spidey musical drools. Green Hornet may not suk. Batman’s women. Tron toon?! Thundercats reboot. Teh Wolverine is meaty. Colin Farrell gets his ass to mars. Akira is NOT Zack Efron. Who asked for a Youngblood movie?  Walking Dead. Venture Bros. Futurama Xmas Special. Don’t you DARE see Skyline, if you know whats good for you!

Episode: Alien prequel spoilers. Ouija Board: the movie!? The Event. Smallville. Stargate: Universe. Alabama. Twilight Zone. Narnia is LOTR without balls…on a boat. Stop making these. Locke & Key on tv?! Joey Cruz is a douche. Trash a comic. What is you sci fi TV blindspot? Uncle Kerry’s Rapey Time Story Hour. Spider-man: Scattered Dimensions is killing me!

Episode for 11/22/10

New Episode tell The Dr. (Who) to go to hell!

(NSFW!)Basement: Stargate and the Fatman. Welcome to Duckburg. Casting the new Superman. Earth One. DC Digital. Go ahead, name drop Jim Lee! Scott Pilgrim Digital. This is DC. Green lanter trailer gets 70% love. Geek movie releases for 2011….bad news, actually. Knights of Tomorrow: Kudos to Jake Black. Disney does NOT want you to see TRON….until after LEGACY. Avengers cartoon rools. Walking Dead rools. Bored to death. Hulk TV.  Wonder Woman TV. Batman TV…a new one. Paranormal Activity 3. Tron toys.

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Episode for 11/29/10

New Episode is Adorable!

NEWS: RIP Irvin Kershner. RIP Leslie Neilsen…a tribute from Wil Weaton. Your novelty glass is killing you! TV this week:Pixar Story. Game of Thrones Walking dead.

Basement: That’s Adawable! Panelists touch their sensitive side.Krillin Loves GSPC! Toy Story 3 for Best Motion Picture! Avatar…meh. Myst: the Movie. Red Dead Redemption IS a movie. True Grit. Video game addiction is kinda/sorta real. Video game inspired violence is not. Kids have always been stupid! Burn your D&D books! Finally: my rocket firing Boba Fett!! Star Wars action figures are awesome right now. Bossk Hogg. Best laser pointer Evar! Dennis Leary in new Spidey movie. Man from U.N.C.L.E. movie. Wild Wild West the TV show (a new one). Hovercar Racer. Dark Knight Rises villain? Green Lantern. They must have beautiful sex.Joe Stummer biopic. The Hardy Men (not boys). Sunday morning is for Waffles….and jerking off. Superman VS Muhammad Ali.

Episode for 12/06/10

NEW GSPC needs tissues…and lotion.

NEWS: Win Tickets to join Geek Show and Big Movie mouth off for a preview screening of TRON: LEGACY! Listen and learn!

Episode: (NSFW!!) 6 Degrees of John Ratzenberger. Motel Hell:the comic book! Magic Kingdom: the movie! Zoolander 2. Sparticus sequel? Lucy Lawless. Astroglide. Spawn TV series (not the old one) Wizard of Oz. Yellow Submarine. Lego Pirates Game. Deadwood. Flash movie. Dune movie? Not so much. Lorax the movie. Movie the movie. Raising Hope rules. Klingon app. Dino De laurentis remembered. I want my Batmobile! Deadpool script. MAKE THIS MOVIE! Danny McBride. Her Majesty. Black Swan. Bring tissues and lotion.

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Episode for 12/13/10

New Episode Smells Like Restraining Order.

(NSFW!) Fart mic at Casa Brokeback. Tragedies. TV death watch.  Hoff cancelled before the episode was over. Serious V spoilage. Ferrets will save us!  Community?! Nooo!  Is it soft? Stuck? The Cape? Walking Dead TV finally.  Amber Heard is gay.  Sophia Vergarrrrah!  Bring it on, Peru!!  Carrie Fisher is still teh awesome. Shut up, Hobbit nerds!!  Know your Hobbits.  THOR trailer will make you squee!  Miri?  Man, you are olde.  Box Office 2010.  A Cosby sweater is what?  Twilight on Robotussin.  A favorable review of Morning Wood.  Satan’s Speed Bump.  Yogi Bear.

Episode for 12/20/10

NEW EPISODE WANTS YOU KIDS OFF ITS TRON!

(NSFW!) News: Xmas day TV.  X-Men movie spoilers.  Casting news: Abe Lincoln, Barbarella.  Tron rules and Tron Guy reviews Tron.  Lou FerrigNOO!   Not Hugo Strange.  No Supes in Green Lantern.  Marvel Movie tidbits.  Being Human.  Sam Worthington confesses his sins.

(NSFW!) Basement:  A 3 snot show.  Enjoy your LAST christmas…thee war is over.  Is it stuck?  RimLeighs.  Hulk is a tweener.  Spidey movie protogoblin?  3D good this time!  Yogi Bear SUX…but has one…great..joke.  Just run.  Somebody put what in my pants?  Powers on TV.  Ironwood?  Snipes in jail.  No more Blades.  Winter Wipeout.  Shannon broke the show.  Merkins: a review.  Takai’s mad on.  Still?!  Kindle over ipad?  Fleshlights for Xmas!  Line up!

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Episode for 12/27/10

We All Start Drinking at Jeff’s Intervention

The notes for this episode were A: written in drunk hand and B: partially eaten by my dog Ripley. They are at best…partial.  Please to enjoy.

(NSFW!) Basement: Stop Jessica Alba. Now! Texas hates Machete. Kerry hates Texas. All Star Superman:The Movie! Please Shannon, don’t watch Smallville. Erica Durance is teh awesome.  Deaf kid at a porn convention. We are all Drunk. Lost finale: all is forgiven. Joey deserved it.  Alien prequel stars Ripree.  Peter Pan is a kidnapper! Jack Frost nipping at your balls. Wookieleaks. Star Trek online. ____are going to die. _____: a review. Its bumpy.

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